And I’m not gonna do them logically but rather by how they look like, act like, and some small background check
**KEEP IN MIND, THIS TELLS THEIR AGE IN THE YEAR 1972**
German medicine takes around 8 years to complete + surgery degree would take around 4 years = 12 years + 18 years = 30
We also notice he’s been practicing medicine for a while until he lost his medical license so we can assume he took like 15 years to mess up = 45 years
Hair is graying up and falling and his beard is getting thick which usually happens on an average to 50-year olds which we can assume he practiced medicine for five years after he lost his license (which at some point he became a merc)
RESULT: MEDIC = 50-SOMETHING YEARS OLD
Let’s assume he took a course in mechanical engineering and weaponry where he learned and got the license to own and build his own heavy weaponry (which takes around 6 years) and let’s assume he was a little behind in his studies so he got into college at around 20 years old = 26 years when he finished his studies
He grew up during the Soviet times. Assuming he was patriotic enough to serve in the army at the time and worked some time before that, that should have given him around 15 years in experience.
His body still maintains the same muscle he had in the army years but he gained a lot of weight afterwards which means he spent a few years off his army training (probably 3 years or so) during which he forgot almost everything of his past. His memory and fondness of Sasha shows how all he did is live with his weaponry during his off time.
RESULT: HEAVY = 44 YEARS OLD
He still maintains contact with his parents which shows how he’s still close to them and that they’re still alive which makes his age range between 25 to 40 years old
The license to kill and to work as an assassin requires a minimum of 10 years of training and experience in firearms and seeing how his father hates his job, we’ll assume he didn’t allow him to take it until he thought he was old enough to do so (around 22)
RESULT: SNIPER = 32 YEARS OLD
Assuming he grew up in a Wild West home, his father must’ve lived through that time and passed that lifestyle to him. Assuming his father would be 40 when he had Engie, that’d mean his father would likely been born 1890 (let’s suppose 1890 exactly) so Engie would likely be born in 1930 in Texas where he was raised in his father’s Wild West lifestyle and gunslinging abilities.
RESULT: ENGINEER = 42 YEARS OLD
Same deal as Sniper, Spy would have to have received a minimum of 10 years experience to become an assassin. Growing up in old France, he would have had to take it at an early age realizing he was growing up in a rough crime-filled gangster-packed area (explains his sassy attitude and rough Frenchiness)
Let’s assume he began training at the age of 15. He’s unable to begin ACTUAL assassin training until like 20-something. 10 years experience is too little for a man who’s an expert in this so we’ll say he had around 15 years experience.
RESULT: SPY = 35 YEARS OLD
His mom is still pretty young and he is also said to be a virgin which would probably range his age from 20 to 30 years old.
His light body weight and speed is hard to maintain at a late 20s age unless he’s really buff (which he isn’t, so he has to be less than 25 years old to have this physique)
His hair hasn’t began to fall off and his beard isn’t even visible which would suggest he is simply just a young drop-out who became a merc after a few years of firearm experiences at an early age in a rough neighborhood
RESULT: SCOUT = 23 YEARS OLD
To go into the demolition business, he’d have to have a degree in chemical engineering (3-4 years) and around 5 years of experience. Also, in a way, he hates being black but he’s an extremely patriotic Scotsman. However, if he hates being black, he must’ve lived in a time where black people weren’t enslaved but yet not 100% respected which would be how he had the idea of black = bad in his head in a time that would be around the 1910s era. He also talks a lot of myths, ghosts, and haunted things like his Eyelander which was a big thing in that time in Scotland as many would say.
RESULT: DEMOMAN = 54 YEARS OLD
According to TF2’s Wiki page, Soldier attempted to join any possible branch during WWII (where he was rejected off every one). That’d mean he was a young adult during the late 1930s. Seeing how most of America’s soldiers during WWII were in their really early 20s, he was supposedly younger than that to actually be rejected (let’s suppose he was 18 years at the time he wanted to join the army in 1938).
RESULT: SOLDIER = 52 YEARS OLD
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT DOING PYRO
THERE IS NO INFORMATION ABOUT HIM THAT I CAN USE TO ACTUALLY DETERMINE HIS AGE